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| From iz Quotes |
Remember that old saying, "sober as a judge"? I would really like to meet the judge to whom this phrase was referring, wouldn't you? I think I have a pretty good idea who this judge is not, though:
Certainly not the judge seen in the film clip above (from "How to Murder Your Wife" (1965), a really funny but very sexist movie)!
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| Image from Giant Bomb |
Highly unlikely to be this character voiced by a Judge!
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| Image from Heavy |
By his own admission, definitely not this fellow whose surname is Judge.
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And apparently not even this federal judge and Supreme Court appointee!
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So just who was this judge that was supposedly so sober someone felt the need to coin a phrase in his honor (pun intended)?
I wonder if it could be this judge:
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| From The Disney Wiki |
Hmmm, on second thought, probably not!
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| From The Disney Wiki |
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Nope, not this judge either:
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| From David O Defense |
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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Oh well, I guess we will never know just who that sober judge was.
Cheers!
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