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Today is Tell an Old Joke Day! If you are having a hard time remembering any, here are a few to get you started:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side!
Don't cry! It's only a joke!
How do you stop a charging elephant?
Answer: Take away its credit cards!
What do you call a man who stands around and makes faces all day?
Answer: A clockmaker!
What do you feed an 800-pound gorilla?
Answer: Anything it wants!
How do you make a tiger stew?
Answer: Keep it waiting for three hours!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Answer: Because it's pointless!
Go ahead and have a good laugh, even if you are just laughing at how corny these old jokes are!