Sunday, July 24, 2011

Holiday Hits: Tell an Old Joke Day

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Today is Tell an Old Joke Day!  If you are having a hard time remembering any, here are a few to get you started:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry!  It's only a joke!

How do you stop a charging elephant?
Answer: Take away its credit cards!

What do you call a man who stands around and makes faces all day?
Answer: A clockmaker!

What do you feed an 800-pound gorilla?
Answer: Anything it wants!

How do you make a tiger stew?
Answer: Keep it waiting for three hours!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Answer: Because it's pointless!

Go ahead and have a good laugh, even if you are just laughing at how corny these old jokes are!

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